Well I know some of you hear the word beer and car in the same sentence and start thinking about DUI, DWI and shit. Well this is sorta the non-alcohol version, but funner!
Name of the Game: BEER!
Object of the Game: To get someone in the car naked(hopefully you have a someone of the opposite sex in the car)!
How to play the Game: At night look for cars with one head light. When you see a car driving with only one head light you yell out the word "beer". the last person to yell it out has to remove an article of clothing. First person to be naked looses.
This was a great way to past time, back in the day when I was a teenager! One night my buddy Nick picked me up in his old school Baja VW Bug, keep in mind that this is a very small vehicle and space is limited. Then we pick up two more people Aaron and Bobbie (a girl). Not knowing what we were going to so that night, we stated to drive. I'm not sure who's idea it was but I remember someone yelling out:
"Hey let's play beer"
Okay, so what, we were trying to get the only girl in the car naked. You would have done the same shit! As you know not too many people drive around with one head light (it being illegal). So this game is very slow, until we started playing!!!
We would just yelling out "beer" at random and of course Bobbie kept swearing she never saw it. Well you have three people who "saw" it and one who didn't - who are you going to believe huh??
After about 20 driving, Bobbie was ass naked! She wasn't the hottest chick, she didn't have a hugest rack. She was just down to have a good time.
During the drive to nowhere, I smelled a strange odder. It smelled like feet, or was it armpits. Well nevertheless it was NOT a good smell! Not even a minute late Bobbie yells out "god damn, WTF is that smell". I took one look at Nick and both of us cracking up.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Danielle 1 of 2
Well growing up I was always seem to attract various girls, women and etc...
Most of the girls I seemed to attract were always those one's you would NEVER, I mean NEVER take home to meet mom. I'm not sure why these type always seem to flock to me. I'm not a pretty boy, I'm not a body builder (far from it!), I'm alright looking- I guess...
In middle school I surrounded myself with a tight group of friends. This included your best buddy male and female, the person that thought they ran the show (Jeff) and don't forget the person everyone always picked on (Sorry Jonathan).
It was the summer going into 7th grade. I remember everyone was going to a pool party at Melissa house. I stayed home that day because I had some girl coming over(Another post).
I get a message on my Skytel pager"P, you should come to Melissa's house!" This is them inviting me after everyone is already there.
"Naw, I'm just gonna chill at home"
This conversation went on for about 10 min... Finally I end up turning off my pager. I really hate when you get one of those pitty invites. Fuck that I rather sit at home and wait for naked pics to load on my dial up computer.
Well two hour's later I get a phone call from someone at the party saying that Jeff had pushed this girl Danielle into the pool and now she gonna have one of her friends beat the crap out of him and his friends (including me). WTF I wasn't even there, fuck that!
Fast forward to sophomore year in high school. >>>
I run into Danielle at this guy Nick's house, while picking up an eighth of bud. I knew exactly who she was. My friend Aaron that was with me asked, "Damn you know that chick??"
"Kinda but not really" I told him.
"Hey you're friends with that asshole that pushed me into the pool at Melissa house huh?" she asks
"Uuuummm, I don't talk to that dude anymore" I replied.
"What kind of bud you getting?" as she comes and sits next to me on the couch.
"Just some of the purps" (purple colored weed-for all the non-smoking people reading).
At this point she is rubbing up next to me like a friendly cat! As I proceed to pack her a bowl, she leans in to start smoking it. As she start to take her rip, I notice that she's got a really nice set of tits(Nice perky C's) on her. After she exhales, she looks at me while my eyes are still focused on her tits. Damn she just caught me staring at her tits-fuck! To my surprise, she just smiles and give's me "the eye".
To Be Continued...
Most of the girls I seemed to attract were always those one's you would NEVER, I mean NEVER take home to meet mom. I'm not sure why these type always seem to flock to me. I'm not a pretty boy, I'm not a body builder (far from it!), I'm alright looking- I guess...
In middle school I surrounded myself with a tight group of friends. This included your best buddy male and female, the person that thought they ran the show (Jeff) and don't forget the person everyone always picked on (Sorry Jonathan).
It was the summer going into 7th grade. I remember everyone was going to a pool party at Melissa house. I stayed home that day because I had some girl coming over(Another post).
I get a message on my Skytel pager"P, you should come to Melissa's house!" This is them inviting me after everyone is already there.
"Naw, I'm just gonna chill at home"
This conversation went on for about 10 min... Finally I end up turning off my pager. I really hate when you get one of those pitty invites. Fuck that I rather sit at home and wait for naked pics to load on my dial up computer.
Well two hour's later I get a phone call from someone at the party saying that Jeff had pushed this girl Danielle into the pool and now she gonna have one of her friends beat the crap out of him and his friends (including me). WTF I wasn't even there, fuck that!
Fast forward to sophomore year in high school. >>>
I run into Danielle at this guy Nick's house, while picking up an eighth of bud. I knew exactly who she was. My friend Aaron that was with me asked, "Damn you know that chick??"
"Kinda but not really" I told him.
"Hey you're friends with that asshole that pushed me into the pool at Melissa house huh?" she asks
"Uuuummm, I don't talk to that dude anymore" I replied.
"What kind of bud you getting?" as she comes and sits next to me on the couch.
"Just some of the purps" (purple colored weed-for all the non-smoking people reading).
At this point she is rubbing up next to me like a friendly cat! As I proceed to pack her a bowl, she leans in to start smoking it. As she start to take her rip, I notice that she's got a really nice set of tits(Nice perky C's) on her. After she exhales, she looks at me while my eyes are still focused on her tits. Damn she just caught me staring at her tits-fuck! To my surprise, she just smiles and give's me "the eye".
To Be Continued...
Danielle 2 of 2
We are now 2 hours into talking and getting high. Fuck this bitch nearly smoked half my bag! As it gets near dinner time I ask her if she want to grab a bit to eat.
"No I gotta get home, I still have a nice little walk home."
Seeing how I'm a sucker for girls with big tits, I offer to take her home only if she would accompany me to get a bit to eat.
As we walk out of Nicks house, Aaron yells out to grab him some food on the way back. As we proceed to my 86' Toyota Camery, Danielle give me a little push by placing both her hands on my hips. "Hurry up, my mom's gonna bitch if I'm late".
Before we get into my car, she calls me out... "I saw you staring at my boobs inside" giving me another wink like she did inside.
My response was "well they're really nice."
"Thanks" as she hugs me pressing her nice perky tits on my chest.
As we get in the car I notice I had a huge erection. What can I say I'm 16 and my hormones are kickin, and any bit of arousal turns me on. We start to drive when she notices me tryin to hide a huge bulge in my pant. She seems happy to see that I'm at full attention.
Danielle then grabs me and start to stroke my penis from the outside of my pants. In all reality if you have ever had this done to you, you know that the feeling of having someone rubbing you throbbing penis from the outside of your jean pants really hurts! When I was pulling into the parking lot to get some MceeDee's Danielle start to pull my dick out of my pants and started stroking my fully erect dick with her soft hands.
Moments later she was on top of me riding me reverse cowboy style. She started to consume the full length of my penis into her warm slit. Up and down, working her hips in a nice rhythmic motion. I then turned her around (facing each other) and proceeded to slam my penis into her moist hole. This almost seemed like a wet dream and I would wake up just before I came. But before I could even say a word I started to cum. She then just hovered over me while stroking my cumming penis. Fuck I just jezzed all over me jeans!
I was totally surprised when she started to give me a hand job, let alone sex!
After our little stop at MceeDee's I took Daniel home. She then thanked me and gave me a slip of paper with her number.
"Well call me if you wanna kick it or whatever" she said, I'm still guessing the whatever part meant fucking. "Okay, I'll see you later"
As I drive back to Nick's house to pick up Aaron, I kept trying to play back the entire afternoon. I walked into the house and Aaron had a look of disgust on his face.
"What the fuck took you so long" Aaron said.
"Nothing, I just took her home"
"Dude she lives like 15 min. away and you've been gone for like 45 min. Fuck and you forgot my food!"
At that point he looked at my pants and pointed out the large cum spot on my pants..."oh that's why you took so long." I felt bad so I bought him dinner that night.
"No I gotta get home, I still have a nice little walk home."
Seeing how I'm a sucker for girls with big tits, I offer to take her home only if she would accompany me to get a bit to eat.
As we walk out of Nicks house, Aaron yells out to grab him some food on the way back. As we proceed to my 86' Toyota Camery, Danielle give me a little push by placing both her hands on my hips. "Hurry up, my mom's gonna bitch if I'm late".
Before we get into my car, she calls me out... "I saw you staring at my boobs inside" giving me another wink like she did inside.
My response was "well they're really nice."
"Thanks" as she hugs me pressing her nice perky tits on my chest.
As we get in the car I notice I had a huge erection. What can I say I'm 16 and my hormones are kickin, and any bit of arousal turns me on. We start to drive when she notices me tryin to hide a huge bulge in my pant. She seems happy to see that I'm at full attention.
Danielle then grabs me and start to stroke my penis from the outside of my pants. In all reality if you have ever had this done to you, you know that the feeling of having someone rubbing you throbbing penis from the outside of your jean pants really hurts! When I was pulling into the parking lot to get some MceeDee's Danielle start to pull my dick out of my pants and started stroking my fully erect dick with her soft hands.
Moments later she was on top of me riding me reverse cowboy style. She started to consume the full length of my penis into her warm slit. Up and down, working her hips in a nice rhythmic motion. I then turned her around (facing each other) and proceeded to slam my penis into her moist hole. This almost seemed like a wet dream and I would wake up just before I came. But before I could even say a word I started to cum. She then just hovered over me while stroking my cumming penis. Fuck I just jezzed all over me jeans!
I was totally surprised when she started to give me a hand job, let alone sex!
After our little stop at MceeDee's I took Daniel home. She then thanked me and gave me a slip of paper with her number.
"Well call me if you wanna kick it or whatever" she said, I'm still guessing the whatever part meant fucking. "Okay, I'll see you later"
As I drive back to Nick's house to pick up Aaron, I kept trying to play back the entire afternoon. I walked into the house and Aaron had a look of disgust on his face.
"What the fuck took you so long" Aaron said.
"Nothing, I just took her home"
"Dude she lives like 15 min. away and you've been gone for like 45 min. Fuck and you forgot my food!"
At that point he looked at my pants and pointed out the large cum spot on my pants..."oh that's why you took so long." I felt bad so I bought him dinner that night.
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Well as the title states... this blog will be dedicated to stories from "Back in the Day when I was a Teenager". So Sit back and read and please feel free to comment... Oh some of these stories will be a bit PG-13 haha...
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